For the love of God!
Don't get her V'Day flowers!
Try a book maybe?
Merry VD to all!
Don't get her V'Day flowers!
Try a book maybe?
Merry VD to all!
2/14/08
Five Seven Five, VD Edition!
My darling poopie-kins and I have so much in common, and today our common sense of disgust is much arous'd with the arrival of the Hallmark-sponsored Valentines Day. Just recently made privy to m'ladies revulsion was our own Jenny Lockie, who sent me a timely and discreet advisory to NOT purchase flowers this V'day. In honor of the text that saved my relationship, here's that message in Haiku form:
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Rob, you are horrible at keeping secrets!
ReplyDeleteI like Valentine's Day. It reminds me of my mom. She would give me little greeting cards from the '50's. She would buy me my favorite candy: jelly belly's. She would write "I love you" on a napkin and slip it into my lunch.
Hi Mom, will you be
my forever Valentine?
Circle yes or no.