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Today's haiku is a total rip-off. A few months ago The Onion had a headline reading, "O' Omelet, Thou Hast Cleft My Egg In Twain". I thought this was very funny. For some reason I'm on an Old English kick, so I'm ripping off their humor for the sake of those who didn't get the chance to giggle hysterically like a 4 year old in a sandbox. Think of it as a cover-ku.

My Darling Omelet,
thou hast cleft my egg in twain!
How now then, skillet?